When I think of Occupy Wall Street, I think of human feces. I work in advertising in the Financial District of Manhattan, and I have, on a number of unfortunate occasions, ridden my bike past Zuccotti Park. The wind that whipped around the buildings and past the tents of the “protesters” always carried with it the stomach-turning stench of shit. Yesterday evening, I heard bucket-drums in the distance while a toothless man danced violently at the edge of the park, clearly inebriated at four in the afternoon, beckoning onlookers to enter as if he were the ringleader for an unsanitary circus. What began as a peaceful protest has turned into a haven for deranged homeless, thieves, hardcore drug addicts and sex offenders. Two months after the start of Occupy Wall Street, only about one-percent of the “99-percent” were still protesting in the park. The rest were freeloaders. Personally, I’m glad Bloomberg shut it down.
Autumn Day in New York
By Christopher Stoddard
Inspired by Rilke’s “Autumn Day”
Universe: We’re ready. The last season’s ended.
Now replace the heat with hielo,
and on the sidewalk let the roaches freeze.
But first,
give the grass in parks power
over these final sun-days,
force it to thrive and multiply;
encourage it toward its fate, and stain
our white clothes with its vibrant greenness.
New Yorkers who rent now, will never own.
New Yorkers who are single, will be forever,
will work, read, shop compulsively everyday,
and hop around Brooklyn’s bars, sober then not,
hopefully, while the weather is disappointing.
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From Bloody Orange
I believe in the periphery of my feelings. I worship the demigods inside the meat of this blood orange and its peelings. I am a carnivorous vegetarian, starving in a once emoted world that’s been degenerated by beasts like me. When I feed I taste sweet, juicy goodness. But unlike real forbidden fruit, I rot. The maggots devour me. The flies lay their eggs, and their babies eat my decaying flesh, including my cherry heart, kidney bean kidneys and pâté liver. I am a rare delicacy, cooked on the burning outskirts of all recognizable emotions. Because we have none. We are the antithesis of your feelings. We are the true mirrors of your hate. We are the fate of dysfunctional families. Our existence is a simile for horror. Whores, borrowers of broken brothers, head-bobbing robbers of the unstoppable kind–we are unkind, our kind.
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Young banker in NYC
By Christopher Stoddard
The young banker named M wears over his head a black dust bag made of thick cotton. It came with the Allen Edmonds loafers he bought for his new job at Franklin-Miller Financial in Midtown. The black, polished leather shoes are hand sewn, leather-lined and cushioned with a material called PORON®. They were originally 225 bucks but on sale for 25-percent off. He’s not wearing them now because it’s Saturday night, pretty late, almost 1 a.m. Instead he has on a heavily worn pair of Sperry Topsider boat shoes, which are camel-colored and have white rubber soles. Paired with Kelly green shorts and a dingy white polo shirt over a chiseled chest, he looks like a Ralph Lauren model—minus the black bag on his head.
When he entered the Archive Building, he wasn’t wearing the bag. To the doorman and any of the upper middle-class residents who were coming and going as M was arriving, he looked just like them or even better. With his neatly groomed, slightly wavy, moderately short, dark auburn hair; chestnut-colored eyes; defined jaw line on a beautiful, 20-something face; full lips and sharp cheekbones, he might have even turned a few heads.
But he wasn’t paying attention to passersby. If he didn’t acknowledge them then maybe they wouldn’t notice him or wonder what he was doing. The black dust bag was neatly folded and stuffed into the back pocket of his shorts like a handkerchief. To an onlooker it may have appeared as if M were trying to give his preppy style a hipster twist, a little Williamsburg-edge, even though he lives in Gramercy Park.
Nervously, he told the doorman he was there to see O. M hoped he got the name right; the dude had only told him once. The doorman phoned O’s apartment. O answered and gave M clearance. As the doorman hung up, M quickly thanked him and walked hurriedly toward the elevator, hoping to God that he didn’t see anyone he knew. Several of his new coworkers lived in the West Village, possibly in that very residence! He was really taking a chance. As a precaution, he’d told the doorman his name was N.
O answered the door and, without hesitation, invited M, who was now shrouded, into the apartment. Neither spoke. O led M into what M deduced was the living room. His bare leg brushed against what felt like a cold leather sofa.
“You don’t mind if I do a line, do you?” asks O, sniffling.
M shakes his head. He doesn’t give a shit. He just wants a blowjob.
M hears O do a line off a nearby surface then quickly return to where M stands. O stuffs a trembling hand down M’s shorts and pulls out his cock. M forcefully brings O to his knees so O can get to work. O does a clumsy job, but it still feels amazing to M. After M comes, feelings of guilt and shame invade his nervous system. He’s suddenly suffocating in the dust bag. He rips it off and quickly turns away from O. He rushes out in silence, but the elevator down to the lobby takes forever, and the doorman says goodbye.
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Amos Lassen Reviews White, Christian
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Nice Mention in Next Magazine!
Nice Mention of Christopher Stoddard’s debut novel White, Christian in Next Magazine!
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PICS from the White, Christian Book Launch
CLICK HERE to check out some pics from the White, Christian Book Launch on 11/18/2010 at Bedlam NYC!
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East Village Boys Interview of Christopher Stoddard
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